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99 Problems.
What if you didn’t know anything about the strip club business until you bought one? You then assembled a staff full of crazies, that somehow managed to work out; turning the scene at Augie’s into the ‘coolest topless party’ in downtown Minneapolis. Your name would be Brian Michael.
Some years ago, Brian stumbled across an opportunity to own a strip club. Why not? He jumped right in, assembling a staff of controlled chaotic people who played off each other’s strengths. This was unchartered territory, but Brian trusted his people and business intuition. Life experience and 5 simple rules:
1. Bry-way Or the Highway.
2. If you’re in the building you’re at work.
3. _______
4. Half Ass’d Doesn’t Work Here!! This is AUGIE’S
5. _______
These five rules are written in pencil and the other two are ever changing based on which of his 99 problems need addressing at the time…… drunken entertainers, bartenders, security walking out because a girlfriend gets fired and a hostess who can’t be bothered to check ID’s or stop the person who set off the metal detector. Unbelievably bizarre customer altercations or bar-backs who suddenly decide they don’t wanna wash dishes….. just a few priceless little moments on the list that is 99 Problems. This is Augie’s Cabaret, the hottest topless venue in Minneapolis. Right here. Right now. Always. |
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Beyond rumor or reputation, you have no idea…..
Brian Michael can elude any narrow description; any attempt to pigeon-hole. He communicates with an out-of-the-box sensibility. He spits fire. Not just talkin’ about his ability to put you in your place with a no-nonsense, straight-talkin’, don’t have time for bullshit attitude. No. We’re talkin’ “Brian the Entertainer”. Who, on any given Friday, will jump behind the bar and dazzle a few hundred guests by literally spitting fire. This is not your typical club owner. Not your typical club. Augie’s Cabaret. 7 days a week. The lines get blurry. You might think you know, but chances are…. Not! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!
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